Demon Turtles!

Mar 212005

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/21/evil.turtle.ap/index.html

Wow, poor turtle. On the other hand, I think it would make for an awesome heavy metal song.

Demon Turtle!
You survived when others died!
Demon Turtle!
Your evil can’t be denied!

WAAAAAAAAAAA!

Something like that.

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My Latest Book

My next interactive erotica novel is available for purchase Amazon. Banging Your Sister-In-Law lets you play an unhappily married man who receives unexpected filthy invitations from his sister-in-law. The man is planning to divorce his wife anyway, so he takes advantage of the family reunion to indulge in some forbidden carnal desires. What he doesn’t know is that his wife is up to something as well and his mother-in-law has very inappropriate plans of her own. All sorts of wrong choices are available for the reader to make. This is the third book in my Amazon series of interactive erotica. After spending two years writing about the aliens in the last book, I decided to go with something more realistic like adultery, sexual rivalry, cuckholding, public sex, domination, dirty talk, unexpected threesomes, deviant mother figures and an appreciation for crab fritters.